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2008 Buffalo Sports Year in Review
-Sabres miss playoffs; Regier tries to lure Bob Corkum out of retirement.
-Sabres Tim Connolly misses most of season, injures upper musculoskeletal area of body eating bowl of cereal.
-Rick Jeanneret has first ever scalp transplant from Yeti.
-Bills Owner Ralph Wilson extends Dick Jauron’s contract by 3 years, says he likes being around him, makes himself look younger.
-UB completes great year, ΒΌ of student body aware of team’s success, all others need directions to UB south campus.
-Bills play 2 games in Toronto; Ralph takes extra millions and buys stock in “ShamWow” company, invents new “ShamWoW” men’s undergarment.
-Sabres trade Brian Campbell after learning about torrid affair with Esther Gulyas.
-Bandits win championship; fans celebrate by looting Broadway Market- no one notices.
-Richard Zednik has throat slashed at Sabres game, invents new “ShamWoW” neck guard.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
There’s a South campus????
January 10th, 2009 at 2:02 am
Yes, but you not knowing that is perfectly understandable as the good people of Amherst didn’t want a light rail system connecting the North and South campuses for the same reason the good folks at Auburn didn’t want you going South either. (And it’s not just because I was driving. Wait, maybe it was.)