By Bob Loblaw (on Special Assignment)

While vacationing in Disney World, my boss Murray called and told me to go directly to Windermere Florida to investigate the Tiger Woods accident.

I was able to talk to a neighbor who claimed that Mr. Woods had indeed been chased down the driveway by his Wife as she was striking the SUV with a golf club. He became distracted and crashed his SUV.

His face was allegedly scratched by his non-alleged hot wife while discussing with her that his alleged affair with a NYC party planner was about to become public.

Disfigured Woods after the 'Accident'

I then obtained the following image showing the disfigured Woods right after the accident.

More details as the story unfolds.