By Bob Loblaw

I’ve interviewed hundreds of Americans and have come up with the top ten reasons healthcare reform is good for our country:

10 - We’ll see less of Nancy Pelosi and her face of plastic.

9 - Joe Biden can finally get that Brain transplant.

8 - We’ll see less of Louise Slaughter’s pie face.

7 - We’ll hear less of Louise Slaughter’s Pennsyl-tucky accent.

6 - Obama can focus his energy on underinflated tires.

5 - America can focus on more important matters, like Tiger Woods’ sexting and Jon Edwards’ affairs.

4 - Obama can help wife Michelle on her quest to restrict Twinkie consumption.

3 - Obama can get back to running General Motors.

2 - Barney Frank can finally go public about his affair with Rush Limbaugh.

1 - Did I mention we’d get to see less of Nancy Pelosi?