Carl Paladino Hates Most of New York.

Buffalo Bills Get Ready For Season By Pumicing Ralph Wilson’s Bunions For Luck.

Ralph Wilson Says He Will Not Die Before December 31st, “Screw The Inheritance Tax”.

Tim Kennedy Vows To Exact Revenge On Sabres By Averaging Just over 1/4 Point Per Game For Rangers.

Mayor Brown Gives Key To City To City Locksmith, Claims It Does Not Work.

Mike Cejka Predicts A Night Of Heavy Petting With Don Paul At Annual Company Picnic.