Polls Archive
My Favorite Thing About World Cup Soccer Is:
- It Reminds Me How Bad I Am At Foosball. (32.0%, 13 Votes)
- It's Better Than Ambien. (24.0%, 10 Votes)
- It Only Happens Every 4 Years. (22.0%, 9 Votes)
- It Only Happens Every 4 Years. (22.0%, 9 Votes)
Total Voters: 41
Start Date: June 22, 2010 @ 5:01 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What Is That Smell At The Commercial Slip?
- Mayor Brown's Cologne: 'Shepherd's Mystery.' (33.0%, 24 Votes)
- Fecal Corn. (32.0%, 23 Votes)
- Woodlawn Beach. (15.0%, 11 Votes)
- Victory. (12.0%, 9 Votes)
- Chocolate Flavored Dreerios. (8.0%, 6 Votes)
Total Voters: 73
Start Date: May 15, 2010 @ 8:49 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What will the next Carl Paladino headline be?
- Photo Shocker: Paladino In Assless Chaps At Roxy's! (46.0%, 23 Votes)
- N Word Shocker: Paladino Refers To Jimmy Griffin As "My _____!" (22.0%, 11 Votes)
- Pot Shocker: Paladino Busted Selling Weed To 1st Grader! (14.0%, 7 Votes)
- Men's Room Shocker: Paladino Sits Down To Urinate! (10.0%, 5 Votes)
- Offspring Shocker: Paladino Fathered A Centaur Out Of Wedlock! (8.0%, 4 Votes)
Total Voters: 50
Start Date: April 16, 2010 @ 5:23 am
End Date: No Expiry
Now That Spring Has Sprung, What is Your Favorite Outdoor Activity?
- Wondering When Kevin O'Connells Top Button Will Come Flying Through My TV Screen (31.0%, 15 Votes)
- Counting The Cigarette Butts on The Sidewalk Outside Del Denby's (24.0%, 12 Votes)
- Firing Up The Grill And Killing A Family Of Mice (20.0%, 10 Votes)
- Taking Scissors to my Buttless Chaps For That "Daisy Duke Look" (12.0%, 6 Votes)
- Cleaning The 240 Turds From The Backyard (12.0%, 6 Votes)
Total Voters: 49
Start Date: March 31, 2010 @ 10:01 pm
End Date: No Expiry
Should Governer Paterson Resign?
- Sure, lets give the next turd in line a chance to screw New Yorkers. (50.0%, 59 Votes)
- No, It's tooo much fun watching him implode! (30.0%, 35 Votes)
- Yes, it will give him more time for wife swapping. (20.0%, 24 Votes)
Total Voters: 118
Start Date: March 6, 2010 @ 3:19 pm
End Date: No Expiry
