By Frank Brutus

Williams: Agenda Goes For The Money Shot

Here is the agenda for the next Buffalo Board of Education meeting, released this morning by Superintendent James Williams.

1. Welcome, Pledge of Allegiance
2. Old Business:
A. Open Letter, Read Into The Record By Superintendent James Williams: Remember When You All Tried To Run Me Out Of Town Last Year?
3. New Business:
A. Definition of On-line Pornography (to be read aloud).
B. Legal Discussion: Can pornography download itself onto the computers used by members of this Board? Answer: No.
C. Legal Discussion: Is it against the law to use Board-authorized computers for personal or political gain?  Answer: Yes.
D. Open Letter To Members Of The Board of Education From Superintendent James Williams: I Think I Just Gained Two More Supporters On This Board.
4. General Session Topic: Who’s Laughing Now?
5. Executive Session Topic: Superintendent James Williams, That’s Who.
6. Complimentary foot massages performed by Board Members Hernandez and Panepinto for whoever wants one.
7. What Time Is It?  It’s James Williams Time!
8. Motion To Adjourn.